Saturday, April 30, 2016

A TREADMILL pleads " CEASEFIRE " !!!


28/04/2016
Medical Trust Hospital, Kochi
 
Health Scheme Section
Brisk-pacing Nurses... unnecessarily anxious patients... indifferently abled visitors. The grunt of a machine. Pant of a fat uncommon animal....

It was barely 10 seconds after the switch was put on and the big walker machine was already experiencing the never-before mental stress beneath the flat feet of a fat man of a stranger, who was struggling laboriously, splattering sweat and swear words at the curious malayali spectators milling around the Tread Mill.

The feat was slowly turning to a circus with the fat guy precariously managing to hold the tuck of the dhoti just above the navel without drooping off with an naturally inflated paunch filled in with some more air channelised from the lungs for a change, while desperately sending S.O.S. messages to all around for an immediate rescue operation.

Meanwhile, the malnourished nursing girl hailing from a traditionally underweight tharawad panicked and fumbled with the STOP switch. But, finally decided to listen to the Pothujanam's voice vote -

The main switch was put off for the first time in the history of Tread Mills in order not to lose a customer of immense prospects.

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